Jokes and one-liners from Aladdin: Musical

[dlfreak]

Here's a variable line from the Genie after telling Aladdin the rules on making wishes: "Those are the rules for making wishes and that's the final line. You cannot cross that line, if you want to cross the lines you go to VONS!" hehehe A good sized delayed laugh from the audience on that one... I was cracking up!!

One more: "And I can't bring back anyone from the dead... except Ozzy Osbourne ::walks in Ozzy's 'trademark' mummy walk with eyes wide open:: SHARON! SHARON!"

I know there's some good ones out there... what else have you heard that you thought was particularly funny?

[refurbmike]

My favorite is when the stairs comes out during the "Never Had a Friend Like Me" scene and the genie says, "Look what they did on Trading Spaces!!!"

[joehero]

i think the best one liner i have heard the genie say in the show is:

"the other rule: i cannot make anyone fall in love with you. i tried it once with britney spears and it only lasted 24 hours..."

[mouse55]

"Does anyone out there speak carpet? "

"aaaah, a man!"


"I'm going to Disneyland"

[GreatAndoski]

when Aladdin tells him he might need his last wish after all, he falls to his knees, and stares at the lamp: "THEY LIED TO US MY PRECIOUS!!!"

[Kramer321]

"Can you hear me now?"

Ahh, corny jokes...

At least they are up to date, some of em'.

[Doombuggy]

My favorite is definately when Genie sees Jafar and yelps

"Eek! A Man!"

[dlfreak]

"Did you know that if your last name was Faraway that you'd be Ja-far-Far-away.... Or how about Afaucet? You'd be Ja-fara-faucet. Or Fanugen... you'd be Ja-farFanugen... Ok, ok, that's Jafar as I'll go"

And I just remembered this one too, hehe:

"And I can't bring back anything from the dead... I did it once for John Travolta and then he goes and makes Battlefield Earth!"

hehe, and this one:

"Oh I need to plan the wedding... we're gonna need something old, something new, something borrowed and... ME!"

[Stinkler26]

Mod note: moved to Theater & Music.

[dlfreak]

I don't know if I agree with the move? I don't care that it was moved but shouldn't it go into the Disneyland general discussion since this is in DLR? Not complaining, just wondering