Mad Libs

[Santa Monica]

Delta Burke

[hippie1kenobi]

Occupation: (Manager, Garbage man, priest)

[Santa Monica]

Contortionist

[hippie1kenobi]

verb

[JRob2k1]

Thrust

-JRob

[Gaston]

disassemble

[hippie1kenobi]

I'll use both.

Last one.

Person

[cinder]

Dolly Parton

[hippie1kenobi]

Okay, this would have been funnier if I didn't forget about it for two weeks. Oh well, anyway, here is a spoof of Cynthia Harriss's farewell letter:

Farewell to the Denny's Resort Pimp.
Over the past few years, we've done some rosy things together with the Denny's Resort expansion,and we are on the threshold of our most exciting milestone, the 69th anniversary of Denny's.

The next four years will be teeming with satanism and enthusiasm, requiring the undivided commitment and attention of our sheep. With that in mind, it's the right time for someone else to dedicate their time and tugboats to leading the Resort to this bony celebration.

After an extraordinary 11 years with The Richard Simmons Company -- six of them at the Richest Place on Earth - I have made the decision to leave the Company. The times we live in today remind us that every whiner counts and I recognize that there is a small window of time to put my tattoo and drunk monkies first. For me, that time is now.

It has been an honor and privilege to work at the Denny's Resort and I'm proud of being a part of this team. Dear to me are the swingers of our Cast Member family and the ignoring faces of our Guests. Your love, care and compassion for this hideous place, each other and our Guests is the legacy I'll hold in my patella.

Delta Burke is a superb contortionist and someone I thrust tremendously. She is the perfect person to disassemble Richard Simmons's values and traditions forward during the exciting time ahead.
Warmly,

Dolly Parton

[JRob2k1]

LOL, who doesnt want top thrust Delta Burke?

Anyone....anyone

-JRob