Who Not to Invite To Your Super Bowl Parties

[cardboardroom]

http://sportsline.com/spin/story/9197061/1

Goin2Disneyland already takes the lead on the list of who not to invite, already taking the role of #1 on the list. Way to go.

[Scott in LA]

That was actually really funny--bitter, but funny. And, of course, that is also why I stay home.

[cinder]

I must try the money trick!!!

[ocnative1964]

http://sportsline.com/spin/story/9197061/1

Goin2Disneyland already takes the lead on the list of who not to invite, already taking the role of #1 on the list. Way to go.

goin2 is actually no's 1-3

I bet he watched for the commercials though.

[jonvn]

Me.

I hate football.

[Mortimer]

At least you love ukuleles.

[jonvn]

Yeah, I love all parts of the human body.

[Goin2Disneyland]

My Super Bowl XL experience went something like this:

1. Sit on huge couch at friend's house with blanket
2. Fall asleep
3. Wake up near end of second quarter after drooling all over aforementioned couch
4. Start drinking Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke
5. Sleep during game, wake up for commercials
6. Ask self why Mick Jagger is the mose hideous person on the planet and how he makes more money than me
7. Ask self why Mick Jagger's arm flab has more energy than the rest of his body
8. Try to stab television with steak knife to make Mick Jagger STOP
9. Eat veggies, fruits and Waleed's Garlic Pita chips
10. Somewhere during 4th quarter abandon game (I don't know jack about football, but I knew that that game sucked) to go play the score from Beauty and the Beast on the piano

[Mortimer]

7. Ask self why Mick Jagger's arm flab has more energy than the rest of his body

I too believe he should have left his long sleeved shirt on. These guys need to stop playing live for all respect of humanity.

[Scott in LA]

3. Wake up near end of second quarter after drooling all over aforementioned couch

Sadly, this alone is more excitement than I had watching the game.