Fantasy Football 2006

[Chavez Ravine]

Without Further Delay....

[Chavez Ravine]

WELCOME to the long awaited Pre Season CRaP (Chavez Ravine Associated Poll)

Since we’ve been holding it in for so long lets just drop the load right now.

1. Grumpies- A perfectly balanced team. Great WR and the best RB tandem in the league. Top it off with an All Pro TE and a QB who hates helmets and we have our preseason #1.

2. The Champion Returns- Our defending champion slots in right behind Grumpies another well balanced effort. His season rests on the shoulders of Mr. Ronnie Brown.

3. The Gabe Kaplans- Is it luck or is it skill that Mr. Kaplan landed the most controversial team in the league. McNabb Hates Owens, Owens hates everyone, Shockey hates gays, and Randy Moss owns a juice bar. Top that off with Barber and Jordan who are all around threats and this is one dangerous team.

4. Cowboys & Indians- Like cinders buttocks another beautifully rounded team. Probably would have been higher except that Portis divorced his shoulder yesterday. His team might fall depending on the extent of the injury.

5. SSN 720- A very intriguing team. Fitzgerald is the next great WR. Gates looks like he’s playing against middle schoolers out there. The RB’s a bit of a risk, but if they hit he’ll be hard to beat.

6. Big Red One- WR are poor, but LT and Reggie Bush can cover a multitude of sins. IF Reggie plays like everyone except the Texans thinks he can play than he’ll be in the running for whole enchilada.

7. Black Haired Freaks- What gets you a low grade this early….simple RB’s. Dillon is on his last legs and Cadillac broke down last year after too heavy a load. He’s got a nice group of WR, but he’ll need some RB help to make a run.

8. Kibbles and Catnip- Peyton and Marvin on the same team and Sweet Cinder is last? WHY FOR? Well it’s simple 2 RB’s on the roster. Jackson who can have a nice year, and D.Davis who isn’t even running right now. He’s knee is shot. Couple that with the fact that Pollard and Evans are in the starting lineup and she has some work to do.

Remember kids this is a Pre Season CRaP if you don’t like your ranking than do something about it.

To help us get ready for the season Chavez and Associates will be doing an indepth team review over the next few weeks. Please stay tuned.

[suttytx]

Chavez! Thank you for the continued CRaP. I hope your colon can handle another season.

[cinder]

You're just bitter I wouldn't trade with you. I hate you. I hate you and your CRaP. Excuse me, I'm feeling a bit flushed.

[Mortimer]

Thanks Chavez! One minor correction however.. We are the Back Haired Freaks, not the Black Haired Freaks.

P.S. I will trade you Plummer for your running backs. deal?

Thanks!

[suttytx]

You're just bitter I wouldn't trade with you. I hate you. I hate you and your CRaP. Excuse me, I'm feeling a bit flushed.

[Mortimer]

Is that Franco Harris or the dude from Welcome Back Carter?

[suttytx]

Hello!? It is The Gabe Kaplan of Welcome Back, Kotter fame and lore. The inspiration for my team, if you will.

Shame on you, sir.

[Mortimer]

Oh yeah, first off I must apologize for my ignorance. Secondly, I am a dumbass for spelling it "Carter" instead of "Kotter" Thirdly, you are a beautiful human being.

[Mortimer]

You have to admit, there is a resemblance.