Top 10 . . . Ways to confuse your friends

[Lacrosse Boy]

Alright . . . here's some classic Lacrosse Boy posting! Here we go . . .

10) Eat potato chips with a spork.
9) Use the pencil sharpener on magic markers.
8) Legally change your name to whatever your screen name is
7) Call everyone you know Agnes regardless of age or sex
6) Speak in tongues
5) Insist that Mother Theresa owes you $20.
4) When apologiszing, explain "Lacrosse Boy made me do it."
3) Become a vegetarian
2) When bored, practice your "tribal dance"
1) Constantly warn everyone that THE MAN is watching.

[dland72]

Originally posted by Lacrosse Boy
3) Become a vegetarian

Now you've confussed me, how is becoming a vegetarian gonna confusse your friends?

[Stinkler26]

Here's a better way:

Talk about Disneyland in acronyms. People get so confused that they leave.

For expample:

"I'm going to DLR to talk to some CMs and ride POTC and HM in NOS."

They will have no idea what you are talking about.

[Briguy1314]

Originally posted by dland72

Now you've confussed me, how is becoming a vegetarian gonna confusse your friends?

If you are DP's form of vegetarian, that will confuse the hell out of them!

[disney rocker]

I think Ill try some of these.

[Pirate]

-always shake with your left hand
-at the burger drive through, specify that your order is "to go"
-speak to everyone like your on a 2 way or CB radio (I do this on the phone )
-ask people their gender

[Stinkler26]

Or my personal favorite, run back and forth down a hall with your hand out to the side. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you are petting a whale.

I seriously came up with this one.

And yes, I'm a freak.

[Pirate]

-get all excited & go to a yawning festival
-be obsequious, puple & clairvoyant
-be oblong & have your knees removed

[Briguy1314]

[i]
And yes, I'm a freak. [/B]

No comment.




wanna confuse your friends?!?!?!
Just start talking about MI. that will do it.

[Stinkler26]

Yeah, that's the easy way. I was trying to be creative.