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    Corn in your poop?

    Anyone else seriously disturbed at the way kernels of corn always turn up in your poop? It always freaks me out. I know that it's the skin of the corn and not the whole kernel, but still, seems odd that it's there when you poop.

    Anyone ever see anything else whole in their excrement? Corn is the only thing that I have seen, but I imagine others have seen other stuff
    So there.

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    Lettuce!

    P.S.: Fascinating topic!

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    This is a World Event??? Shouldn't this be in Kickback?

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    World Events needs better topics like this.

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    Sounds like the book "What is Your Poo Telling You?"

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    Apparently, the phenomenon occurs due to the below explanation:
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    I didn't know that corn softened poop. That's good. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a really hard poop.
    So there.

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    My friend, sutty, had this friend who was in Hello Dolly at this theater. Dolly was played by none other than THE Carol "C-C-CRAZY" Channing. At age 74. She played the lead in a Broadway musical extravaganza at the age of 74. I swear, if I'm even ALIVE at 74, I will consider it a ****ing blessing. The fact that this ***** can sing and dance at an age when most people are 6 feet under or incontinent. Anyway, because she is so old and also, insane, Carol requested, nay, demanded, her own bathroom. The rest of the cast were apparently relegated to some dingy two stall scary death camp bathroom far, far away from the stage while Channing lived it up in some spacious WC that was a craps whiff from the stage.

    So, as the legend goes, one night, sutty's friend was between scenes and had to go to the bathroom VERY badly and couldn't make it all the way to the plebs restroom across the theater and so he ducked into Channing's private digs to take a quick crap. Well, while he's in there, GUESS WHO SHOULD WALK IN BUT CAROL CHANNING! he quickly stood on the toilet seat as Carol entered the stall next to him. He then listened as she apparently took the longest and smelliest pooh known to man. according to the story, the kid almost passed out from the smell...like actually light headed and ****. BUT HERE IS THE KICKER: After unleashing her wrath upon this innocent toilet, she apparently stood up and turned around to survey the damage before flushing it down. This is when he hears her speak the words that have been haunting me for years, "CORN?! When did I have corn?!"

    EWW!!!!!!!! CAROL CHANNING!!!!! EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And that my friends, is the ****ing honest to goodness truth as told to me through a friend of a friend's cousin's sister's dog.

    To this day, whenever sutty in and I are in an argument, we will just say to each other, "CORN??? WHEN DID I HAVE CORN?!?!?!" and all is well in our relationship.


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    Try eating cake with colored frosting like the ones you get at Sams Club or Costco and see what that does you your poo. Kinda freaks you out when it comes out with a green or blue coating on it but the it's kinda cool...or maybe I'm just a little wierd.
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    I once swallowed a gummy bear whole and when I later pooped it was sticking out of there completely the same as pre-consumed I kid you not.

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